Go after what you like. Did you like this movie? Did you like this song? Did you like that smell, or that sensation, or your favourite poster's take or the smell of petrol-on-pineapple-on-pizza? Sort every damn thing into two worlds of like and do-not-like, scores, rankings, tier lists and the like. Throw out the do-not-like and huff more like. Like a likejunky. You can't just like things and not like things and let them be. The coolclub is for the cool people like you that like cool things. The squares in squaretown are liking things you don't like. It's not enough that you sort everything into likes and don't likes. You need to build a giant fortress that is your identity around the things you like, and importantly the things you dislike. That thing you consider your taste? Hold on to it, it's everything. Why aren't you talking more about the thing you like? You gotta be arranging your life around doing the thing you like. Be more like that other person you like, and less like that other person you like or unlike anyone because that's what you like. That like button? It's telling them what you like and giving you more of what you like. Watch that movie because you like it. Avoid watching that other movie, no one seems to like it. Make friends with people who you can give the aux to, not like those normies playing mainstream trash. Tell them about the countries you like, the nose shapes you dislike and their broken culture and your amazing politics, and what you and I must like. Feels good to get what you like, right? Push away more of those things you don't like. Don't eat your vegetables. Unless you—you clever rascal, are suffering right now so you later get more of that ambrosiac, potent dose of getting what you like. Imagine it. Pristine, finely filtered pure dose of like. In a pure blissful flow. Like a likejunky. And you must, like a hawk, survey every smell, every sensation, every critter and every shade of cat litter and start ranking things based on how you like them. Because that's what you must do to know thyself. You have a short life. It will go away in a blink of an eye. You gotta turn it to a perfect series of like-after-like. Do you want to waste your short, sisyphean life on this planet just sitting there, not reacting to what's passing through you? Are you really going to waste your life being a loser who meets with reality as it is?